Sunday, September 15, 2013

Getting Dressed 101

        Greetings fellow people.  Today I will teach you how to get dressed.  Note:  This differs depending on your choice of attire.  I will be going over the step for my usual clothing, a shirt and pants.  First, make sure you have said clothing available to you.  It will be considerably difficult to get dressed without anything to wear.  After you have taken inventory, you may start clothing yourself.  Pro tip:  If you are wearing undergarments, which I highly recommend, make sure they are already fastened to your person.  You may start with the shirt or the pants in either order, I will be covering the shirt first.  To enter a shirt, you must move your head vertically through the two largest holes parallel to each other.  If you have done this correctly you should notice to identical smaller holes on either side.  You will want to put your arms through the holes closest to them.  Pro tip:  You should notice a tag near the hole closest to your head after putting on the shirt.  This tag should rest at the base of your neck.  Doing so ensures that the shirt will fit your form more optimally.  Now, on to the pants.  First insert either your left or right leg into your pants.  The order does not matter, just so long as you take it one at a time.  After clothing both legs you will want to pull up your pants to just below your belly, then button and zip up your pants.  Pro tip:  Pants should have their zippers in the front.  This makes them more convenient to wear, remove, and move around in.  
        Congratulations!  You are now dressed!  You may now go about your day.  However, you may wish to put on shoes.  As of your current progress, I recommend shoes that slip on your feet.  They are easy to put on and remove, and they still have the benefit of protecting the bottoms of your feet.  There are other forms of shoes that involve complex lacing skills and a new form of clothing titled socks.  However, that is a subject for a different tutorial for a different time.  Safe travels young ones.

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