How to Make PB&J

Sandwiches: a delishious food with many different variations of flavor, from a BLT to a tuna sandwich (one of the least favorite). But the most popular of the Sandwiches is the PB&J or PB&honey. However many people can't get the hang of making these sandwiches down. Today is the day you shall learn!! First grab 2 slices of bread, if you don't have any bread your going to have to get in your car. O.K. now your in the car turn on the ignition, put the car in revers and back out your driveway. That was easy right? Now drive to the store, park the car, try not to run into the broken automatic door, return the kind old greeting lady at the door, quickly walk through the store towards the bread isle, avoid the screaming and crying children along with the old women who walk way too slow. Finally you have arrived at the bread isle and you choose your favorite type of bread for the sandwich. Walk to the check out area, you wait in line, when its your turn make small talk to the lady behind the counter as she rounds up your total amount due, as she does this, you in turn should be looking for the money and change to pay her. If you already have the change ready, good for you your ahead of the game. Paper or plastic she will ask, even though its only one item. once you have received the bag with bread inside, make your way to the exit and tell the greeting lady goodbye, its only polite. Rush to your car so you can get home to eat. However whenever you hit the unlock button the car doesn't unlock. Its not your car! Your car is 5 more down. Once you have gotten to your car and unlocked it. get in the car and drive home. Awesome you have accomplished that. Once you are inside take the 2 pieces of bread (if you already have them you could of skipped the last steps) and place them on a paper plate. Go to the silver wear and take a butter knife, garb the peanut butter form the cub-bored along with the jelly. Open the peanutbuter, remember righty tighty lefty losey, take your knife, put it in the peanutbuter, take some peanutbuter on the knife, take it and spread it on one of the prices of bread. Repeat this step again but with the jelly, the jelly will probably slide off the knife a couple of times, just keep trying, spread the jelly on the other slice of bread. With the 2, now prepared, slices of bread put the to get her with the jelly and the  peanutbuter facing each other. Your sandwich is ready. What do you do with  it now? Sit down and get comfy, position arms so that your hands are both on the sandwich and can be easily brought to your mouth. Wait you see the VCR and wounder "What would happen if I...". NO! Don't do it! Your sandwich shouldn't go in the VCR. If you have put  in the VCR you have already seen what happens, the VCR starts playing the movie from "The Ring". You'll get a call saying you'll die in seven days. Therefore, don't put the sandwich in the VCR, bring it toward your mouth and move your top and bottom jaw together and eat the sandwich. There you go, you have made a yummy, easy to make,sandwich.